Quotes On Writing
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*Writer Quotes On Writing
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Writing nonfiction is more like sculpture, a matter of shaping the research into the finished thing. Novels are like paintings, specifically watercolors. Every stroke you put down you have to go with. Of course you can rewrite, but the original strokes are still there in the texture of the thing. “It’s none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that.
Funny Quotes About Writing
Funny quotes about writing, writers, and the whole crazy world of words. Humorous quotes that’ll inspire you to write either a great piece of prose..or your last will and testament.
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Humorous Quotes About
Writing, Group 1
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill
I wrote a few children’s books. Not on purpose.
- Steven Wright
I get a lot of letters from people. They say: ’I want to be a writer. What should I do?’ I tell them to stop writing to me and get on with it.
- Ruth Rendell
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
- Irvin S. Cobb
If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
- Anonymous
Writer Quotes On WritingFunny Quotes About
Writing, Group 2
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
- Stephen King
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
- Doug Larson
Writers don’t have lifestyles. They sit in little rooms and write.
- Norman Mailer
Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics, become a CPA.
- Jim Murray
The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.
- S.J. Perelman
Funny Quotes About Writing
Group 3
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
- Gene Fowler
If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis
Real seriousness in regard to writing is one of two absolute necessities. The other, unfortunately, is talent.
- Ernest Hemingway
Writing is so difficult that I often feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment thereafter.
- Jessamyn West
I was sorry to hear my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I am not feeling very well myself.
- Mark Twain
Humorous Quotes:
’Writing’ Group 4
All autobiographies are alibi-ographies.
- Clare Booth Luce
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.
- Mary Heaton Vorse
The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
- Tom Waits
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
- J. Frank Dobie
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
- Franklin P. Jones
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 5
Long, hard slog today writing the Great American Tweet.
(That was it..what do you think? Pulitzer?)
- Greg Tamblyn
A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn’t allow it to spoil your lunch.
- Kingsley Amis
Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.
- John Steinbeck
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
- Christopher Hampton
The only time I’ll get good reviews is if I kill myself.
- Edward Albee
Quotes On Business Writing
Humorous Quotes:
’Writing’ Group 6
As far as I’m concerned, ’whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- Calvin Trillin
Listen up, Internet: there is no ’h’ in ’wacky.’ Got that? THERE IS NO ’H’ IN ’WACKY.’ Thank you.
- Dave Barry
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
- Ernest Hemingway
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
- Josh Billings
Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
- Norman Mailer
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MilkSnort!The JokeGame
The game where everybody gets to be funny!
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 7
Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
- Philip Guedalla
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
- Quentin Crisp
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
- Groucho Marx
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
- Fran Lebowitz
Revising a story down to the bare essentials is always a little like murdering children, but it must be done.
- Stephen King
Writing Jokes, Group 8
Never let a bad memory get in the way of a good memoir.
- Joanie Levenson
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. There’s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
- Flannery O’Connor
It’s splendid to be a great writer, to put men into the frying pan of your imagination and make them pop like chestnuts.
- Gustave Flaubert
Writing is a socially acceptable form of getting naked in public.
- Paulo Coelho
All literature is gossip.
- Truman Capote
Humorous Quotes About
Writing, Group 9
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
- Dr. Samuel Johnson, to an aspiring writer
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
- A. J. Liebling
There’s not much to be said about the period except that most writers don’t reach it soon enough.
- William Zinsser
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley
When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am a grown up they call me a writer.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 10
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. Don’t use no double negatives. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- William Safire
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial ’we.’
- Mark Twain
Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.
- Ashish Chauhan @4shish
Did you hear about the little boy who ended a sentence with 5 prepositions? He said, ’What are you bringing that book that I don’t want to be read to out of up for?’
Let me see if I can put it in words that even the inebriated might understand.
- Tom Robbins
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 11
When Thoreau wrote: ’Simplify, simplify, simplify!’ shouldn’t he have edited it down to ’Simplify!’?
- CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
He does not so much split his infinitives as disembowel them.
- Rebecca West
I am a writer. If I seem cold, it ’s because I am surrounded by drafts.
- (Unknown Author)
How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six:
One to screw it in,
One to sharpen all the pencils in the house,
One to make more coffee,
One to call a friend to chat,
And one to complain that there’s never time to do any writing.
Wait, that’s only five — that’s why they need editors.
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Journals are a great way of jotting down what is on your mind.
There are countless thoughts that come to our heads each day and writing them down is a great way to use these ideas as inspiration for personal improvement or using these thoughts to inspire yourself or for being creative. Our collection of inspirational quotes have got you covered and will surely inspire you to start writing.
You can write about love, about your day, you can create art, you can write about where you find inspiration, what you want, about positive things, or the best and beautiful things the world has to offer. You can write about your favorite things and amazing things that make you happy or things that you would never do in reality. These can be inspirational words or things that bring you happiness. Our set of journal quotes and sayings will surely make you get used to use, take part in writing, and read back your journals. If you’re looking for quotes about journal writing, then read on!
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotesfor everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for quotes on journals then why not take a look at keep going quotes, or train quotes.
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*Writer Quotes On Writing
*Quotes On Business Writing
*Quotes On Writing Poetry
Writing nonfiction is more like sculpture, a matter of shaping the research into the finished thing. Novels are like paintings, specifically watercolors. Every stroke you put down you have to go with. Of course you can rewrite, but the original strokes are still there in the texture of the thing. “It’s none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that.
Funny Quotes About Writing
Funny quotes about writing, writers, and the whole crazy world of words. Humorous quotes that’ll inspire you to write either a great piece of prose..or your last will and testament.
Ocasio cortez sued.
Humorous Quotes About
Writing, Group 1
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill
I wrote a few children’s books. Not on purpose.
- Steven Wright
I get a lot of letters from people. They say: ’I want to be a writer. What should I do?’ I tell them to stop writing to me and get on with it.
- Ruth Rendell
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
- Irvin S. Cobb
If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
- Anonymous
Writer Quotes On WritingFunny Quotes About
Writing, Group 2
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
- Stephen King
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
- Doug Larson
Writers don’t have lifestyles. They sit in little rooms and write.
- Norman Mailer
Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics, become a CPA.
- Jim Murray
The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.
- S.J. Perelman
Funny Quotes About Writing
Group 3
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
- Gene Fowler
If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis
Real seriousness in regard to writing is one of two absolute necessities. The other, unfortunately, is talent.
- Ernest Hemingway
Writing is so difficult that I often feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment thereafter.
- Jessamyn West
I was sorry to hear my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I am not feeling very well myself.
- Mark Twain
Humorous Quotes:
’Writing’ Group 4
All autobiographies are alibi-ographies.
- Clare Booth Luce
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.
- Mary Heaton Vorse
The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
- Tom Waits
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
- J. Frank Dobie
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
- Franklin P. Jones
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 5
Long, hard slog today writing the Great American Tweet.
(That was it..what do you think? Pulitzer?)
- Greg Tamblyn
A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn’t allow it to spoil your lunch.
- Kingsley Amis
Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.
- John Steinbeck
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
- Christopher Hampton
The only time I’ll get good reviews is if I kill myself.
- Edward Albee
Quotes On Business Writing
Humorous Quotes:
’Writing’ Group 6
As far as I’m concerned, ’whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- Calvin Trillin
Listen up, Internet: there is no ’h’ in ’wacky.’ Got that? THERE IS NO ’H’ IN ’WACKY.’ Thank you.
- Dave Barry
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
- Ernest Hemingway
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
- Josh Billings
Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
- Norman Mailer
The Perfect Humor Gift
MilkSnort!The JokeGame
The game where everybody gets to be funny!
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 7
Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
- Philip Guedalla
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
- Quentin Crisp
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
- Groucho Marx
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
- Fran Lebowitz
Revising a story down to the bare essentials is always a little like murdering children, but it must be done.
- Stephen King
Writing Jokes, Group 8
Never let a bad memory get in the way of a good memoir.
- Joanie Levenson
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. There’s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
- Flannery O’Connor
It’s splendid to be a great writer, to put men into the frying pan of your imagination and make them pop like chestnuts.
- Gustave Flaubert
Writing is a socially acceptable form of getting naked in public.
- Paulo Coelho
All literature is gossip.
- Truman Capote
Humorous Quotes About
Writing, Group 9
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
- Dr. Samuel Johnson, to an aspiring writer
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
- A. J. Liebling
There’s not much to be said about the period except that most writers don’t reach it soon enough.
- William Zinsser
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley
When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am a grown up they call me a writer.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 10
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. Don’t use no double negatives. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- William Safire
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial ’we.’
- Mark Twain
Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.
- Ashish Chauhan @4shish
Did you hear about the little boy who ended a sentence with 5 prepositions? He said, ’What are you bringing that book that I don’t want to be read to out of up for?’
Let me see if I can put it in words that even the inebriated might understand.
- Tom Robbins
Funny Quotes About
Writing, Group 11
When Thoreau wrote: ’Simplify, simplify, simplify!’ shouldn’t he have edited it down to ’Simplify!’?
- CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
He does not so much split his infinitives as disembowel them.
- Rebecca West
I am a writer. If I seem cold, it ’s because I am surrounded by drafts.
- (Unknown Author)
How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six:
One to screw it in,
One to sharpen all the pencils in the house,
One to make more coffee,
One to call a friend to chat,
And one to complain that there’s never time to do any writing.
Wait, that’s only five — that’s why they need editors.
New! CommentsLeave A Note or Share A Joke! All comments are moderated by the Head Lafologist.
More like this? Go here:Quotes On Writing Poetry
Or go back from ’Funny Quotes About Writing’ to ’Funny Sayings’
Or go back to the Home Page: ’Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings’
Journals are a great way of jotting down what is on your mind.
There are countless thoughts that come to our heads each day and writing them down is a great way to use these ideas as inspiration for personal improvement or using these thoughts to inspire yourself or for being creative. Our collection of inspirational quotes have got you covered and will surely inspire you to start writing.
You can write about love, about your day, you can create art, you can write about where you find inspiration, what you want, about positive things, or the best and beautiful things the world has to offer. You can write about your favorite things and amazing things that make you happy or things that you would never do in reality. These can be inspirational words or things that bring you happiness. Our set of journal quotes and sayings will surely make you get used to use, take part in writing, and read back your journals. If you’re looking for quotes about journal writing, then read on!
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotesfor everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for quotes on journals then why not take a look at keep going quotes, or train quotes.
Register here: http://gg.gg/uki2p
https://diarynote.indered.space
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